👟 November 23, 2018
LEXI is looking for her shoes: Shoes! Come out! I want to wear you!
😔 November 20, 2018
LEXI: My feet hurt. Carry me.
MOMMY: No.
LEXI: My legs hurt. Carry me.
MOMMY: No. If they hurt, let’s go home.
LEXI: No. They don’t hurt anymore.
👍 August 29, 2018
MOMMY: A vehicle with two wheels is called a bicycle, one with three wheels is called a tricycle.
LEXI thinks for a moment: Then, is one with two doors called a bi-door?
😵 August 20, 2018
LEXI: Mommy, read book!
MOMMY: I am a little dizzy, I have to eat lunch first.
MOMMY eats lunch.
LEXI: Are you still dizzy?
😍 August 15, 2018
MOMMY: Mommy has a headache, I am going to lay down for a bit.
LEXI: Baby gives Mommy a massage.
MOMMY eats lunch.
LEXI: Are you still dizzy?
👍 July 21, 2018
DADDY feeds LEXI dinner and drops utensil on the table: Oh sorry, Daddy’s hands are greasy.
LEXI hands DADDY a napkin: Wipe your hands!
😅 July 20, 2018
LEXI taps one chopstick on the other: Hey! Why you hit me!
🤒 July 20, 2018
LEXI leans head on MOMMY’s chest.
MOMMY: Mommy is not feeling well.
LEXI: Do you have a headache?
MOMMY: A little bit.
LEXI puts a sticker on MOMMY’s forehead: Here’s a Band-Aid. Where else hurt?
MOMMY: Mommy is just a bit tired.
LEXI rubs MOMMY: Massage!
🤓 June 23, 2018
LEXI: Yisheng is doctor. Yayi is dentist.
MOMMY: When you grow up, would you like to be a doctor or a dentist?
LEXI: Be baby!
MOMMY: …
😅 May 24, 2018
LEXI: Can I bring Teddy out?
MOMMY: No. You can’t carry it while you are riding on the bike!
LEXI to TEDDY: Teddy, would you like to go out?
LEXI to MOMMY: Teddy says Yes!
MOMMY: …
😅 May 22, 2018
DADDY: Lexi, put the lid back on the marker so the ink doesn’t run out.
LEXI: This is not a lid. This is a cap!
😇 May 20, 2018
LEXI pats MOMMY on the back and says: Mommy lie here and sleep! Baby is going to work.
😅 April 23, 2018
LEXI sings
MOMMY sings along
LEXI: Mommy don’t sing, do “ding ding ding”
LEXI continues to sing
MOMMY harmonizes in the background
🤓 March 26, 2018
LEXI randomly jabs a marker on a piece of paper
MOMMY: What are you drawing?
LEXI: Ants.
😧 March 18, 2018
MOMMY: you are a copy cat!
LEXI: you are a pucky hat!
MOMMY: Copy.
LEXI: Copy
MOMMY: Cat.
LEXI: Cat.
MOMMY: Copy cat.
LEXI: Pucky hat.
MOMMY: Copy. Cat.
LEXI: Copy hat.
🤑 March 9, 2018
LEXI pretending: My tooth fell out.
MOMMY: Oh. And then?
LEXI: Tooth fairy gives baby money.
MOMMY: How much would you like?
LEXI: 2 dollars.
🤐 March 7, 2018
LEXI in baby language: Ga ji ya, a ta shi, buuy ya …
MOMMY imitates in gibberish: blah blah blah.
LEXI: Mommy doesn’t know!
MOMMY: …
😲 March 4, 2018
LEXI: Granny, Stand here!
GRANNY: I have to take a bath.
LEXI: Granny don’t take a bath!
GRANNY: Then I will be dirty.
LEXI: Stay dirty!
🤑 March 3, 2018
DADDY: We are there. Let’s get out of the car!
LEXI: No!
DADDY: We are going to the mall!
LEXI: Baby goes to mall.
DADDY: Okay.
LEXI yells: Yay. Baby goes to mall!
😅 March 3, 2018
DADDY: Hey Baby, would you like a little brother or sister?.
LEXI: Baby is the smallest!
😍 March 2, 2018
MOMMY comes home from work, kneels down to give LEXI a hug.
LEXI: Yay, Mommy is home. Mommy love you!
😓 March 2, 2018
MOMMY: Would you like to drink some water?
LEXI pushes the cup away and it spills a little.
LEXI points at the spill: Aiya!
😂 March 2, 2018
MOMMY: Who is the queen?
LEXI puts a finger on her chest: Baby!
😅 March 2, 2018
LEXI: Hi Lexi.
DADDY: Oh. Hi Lexi!
LEXI smiles and giggles.
🤓 March 1, 2018
LEXI points at a hyena picture: What is this?
DADDY: A hyena.
LEXI: Kitty!
DADDY: Hyena.
LEXI: Kitty!
DADDY: Hyena.
LEXI cries: Nooooooo!
😅 February 24, 2018
LEXI: Mommy! Hold baby!
MOMMY kneels down and holds Lexi in her arms.
LEXI: Get up!
🤕 February 24, 2018
LEXI (throws plush monkey on the floor): Monkey fell! Call the doctor!
MOMMY: What did the doctor say?
LEXI: No more jumping on the bed.
😂 February 16, 2018
LEXI (in Gibberish): blah blah blah, okay, bye bye. (Slamming the phone motion)
MOMMY: Who did you just call?
LEXI: Person!
😍 February 14, 2018
LEXI (sings) 🎶: Daddy finger, Daddy finger, loves Mommy.
Here I am, here I am. How do you do?
🤓 February 5, 2018
I was telling Lexi the story.
DADDY: Owl flew down from the tree and warned the duck of the storm. Momma Duck said—LEXI: Quack!
DADDY: Yes! And Momma Duck also said, I am looking for Baby Duck.
LEXI: Where is Daddy Duck?
DADDY: …
😂 February 5, 2018
LEXI: LǎoPó, LǎoPó (Chinese for wife).
MOMMY: I am your mother!
LEXI runs over to Grandma: Ma!
MOMMY: I am your mother!
😂 February 3, 2018
DADDY: Lexi, would you like to drink some water?
LEXI: No! (Sings) 🎶 No no no no no no no no no no …
🎶MOMMY: Go to sleep. Lights out.
LEXI: One light on! (Break into songs, in Wheels on the Bus tune)
🎶 Na na na na na na na … 🎶
👍 February 2, 2018
LEXI: Mommy, hold this.
MOMMY: I can’t, I am laying down.
LEXI: Mommy! Get up! Hold this!
😓 January 30, 2018
DADDY: There is a doctor at my job—
LEXI: Doctor sees patients!
MOMMY: Yes! Would you like to be a doctor when you grow up?
LEXI: No! Be student.
DADDY: Right, you have to be a student before you be a doctor.
LEXI: Be Daddy! … Be Mommy! … Be Auntie! … Be Binky!
MOMMY: You have so many roles, you can be an actress!
😑 January 27, 2018
MOMMY: This is how you blow your nose, look at Mommy and go like “Hmfff”
LEXI: Haa!
MOMMY: No! Hmfff!
LEXI: Haa!
😑 January 27, 2018
MOMMY (singing): Nobody knows,
and I am not telling you,
I am not telling you.
LEXI: Why!?
😓 January 26, 2018
LEXI: Daddy looks good!
DADDY: Thank—
LEXI: Mommy looks good!
MOMMY: Oh, Thank you, bab—
LEXI: Baby looks best!
🤤 January 25, 2018
LEXI (pointing at Mommy): Mommy!
MOMMY: Who else?
LEXI: Grandma.
MOMMY: Who else?
LEXI: Baby!
MOMMY: And?
LEXI (pointing at Daddy): This. I don’t know!
😑 January 23, 2018
MOMMY: Lexi, Mommy and Daddy are going to the supermarket to get groceries. We will be back soon. You stay home with Grandma!
LEXI: Baby watch TV! Mommy goes to supermarket! Daddy goes to supermarket! Grandma goes to supermarket!
😓 January 22, 2018
Mommy was laying in bed on her belly, Lexi climbed on and shouted: “Ready. Steady. GO!”
😎 Before January 20, 2018
GRANDMA: You are a big girl now.
LEXI: Call me Baby!